• What to do when you run out of Christmas paper…
  • Strike!
  • Ewok life
  • I’m safe here…
  • I hate funerals
  • I don’t think I thought this through…
  • Why I don’t like water…
  • Oh yeah, I got laid!
  • I wonder how the book ends…
  • Christmas sweater
  • Amy Winehouse made of pills
  • I feel like…