• One time, at bear camp…
  • Plan = Foiled…
  • Just no…
  • What do you say Sheldon…
  • Screw logic…
  • Yeah Science!
  • Nothing personal
  • Flip Phones…
  • Mood Swing
  • And a one, and a two…
  • When my girlfriend falls asleep while spooning…
  • Too much alcohol…