• Please text this to my phone…
  • Badass spotted…
  • The problem with the world
  • How to tell if your contact lenses are inside out
  • The fast food mafia
  • The world’s smallest chameleon
  • Risky photograph
  • My photogenic side
  • Just Elijah Wood and Scarlett Johansson
  • This just about sums up every candidate right now
  • That feeling…
  • Not sure if planking or I should call 911