• Valentine’s Day is coming…
  • Why do people hate gingers?
  • Nice try, Forever Alone Dude…
  • My kind of Christmas tree…
  • My job is finished…
  • Technically…
  • Time to go home…
  • Sleeping with cats…
  • Sorry, I can’t stay…
  • This dog is cooler than your dog
  • Daddy, where did I come from?
  • No seriously, I’m a cat…