• Hello fish, yes this is dog…
  • Aww, they’re so cute…
  • Dinner for one…
  • Someone please explain how this works…
  • How The Simpsons solve a controversial problem…
  • Every time I see Usain Bolt running…
  • How to be polite…
  • Oh, Kurt Cobain…
  • Forget Santa…
  • Dear Cap’n Crunch…
  • This is your captain speaking…
  • When my boyfriend answers his phone…