• Unfortunately, this is true…
  • My only wish…
  • DJ Pumpkin…
  • I think I’m doing this right…
  • Every time someone types LMAO…
  • How you know your contacts are inside out…
  • A very special razor…
  • Kerbels an Berts!
  • Bottles get thinner…
  • Whenever I buy a new cell phone…
  • Girlfriend logic
  • Hitchcock zoom