• Why I know how a piano works…
  • That’s what your mom said…
  • Big fan of 50 Cent…
  • When trying to read…
  • Who Am I Kidding?
  • When are you going to get a girlfriend?
  • 1000 songs in your iPod…
  • Halo armor
  • Problem, tourist?
  • Slurp… he tastes funny!
  • I find this attire…
  • It wasn’t me, I swear