• When people ask me about my weekend…
  • Clever piece of furniture…
  • Mom, dad, there’s something I need to tell you…
  • Trolling a DEA officer…
  • Hipster vs. Homeless
  • Army logic
  • Total Gibberish
  • The words of a genius
  • Never get jealous…
  • Party Hard
  • Sushi cruise ship
  • Inexcusable