• He does it on purpose all the time…
  • Lighted sandcastle
  • Ain’t nobody got time for that…
  • I know some of these symbols…
  • How life works
  • Dear college professors…
  • Twins
  • If I drink Fanta…
  • Every time a friend checks my Internet browser history…
  • Oh no wait…
  • Before he was Dexter…
  • Bedtime Prayer