• Mom. No.
  • Don’t use this door…
  • But she’s not even logged in…
  • Learning Chinese in 5 minutes
  • That’s it, I don’t want to live on this planet anymore…
  • Blonde Joke…
  • I must go guys, my planet needs me
  • A song named after a girl
  • Eat all the Cheez-Its!
  • I think I’ve heard Herman Cain’s new slogan somewhere before…
  • I made you some toast…
  • Han Solo ice tray