• Perfectly accurate…
  • Why I know how a piano works…
  • I’m awkward either way…
  • Ginger Bread Man
  • Grumpy cat comes back from the vet…
  • There’s nothing you can do about it…
  • Expectations vs. Realities
  • How people react to my sarcasm
  • Timing Perfection
  • A serious problem
  • It’s lonely at the top
  • Either the best or worst toilet paper of all time