• Depressed Birthday Dog
  • My job sucks…
  • Nerd
  • The king of comedy…
  • Most vulgar character of all time
  • After years of working at the same place…
  • Tsunami evacuation plan
  • Not quite sure…
  • I have no special talents
  • Trolling level: Bible
  • Geek pick-up line
  • There’s no way to please mom