• Excuse me, pardon me, move it dumbass!
  • Spooning with my wife…
  • Every time I take a Calculus test…
  • Batman, take your mask off…
  • The king of comedy…
  • If the world was ending in 10 minutes…
  • Yep. Sounds about right.
  • Kissing islands
  • In the holiday spirit…
  • Don’t mess with America
  • Brains!
  • Welcome to life. It doesn’t get better.