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  • The perfect stickers for a boring class…
  • Men, The Venn Diagram
  • Whenever people say ‘Pretty Please’
  • Don’t press so hard…
  • Bad luck
  • Did you call me a nerd?
  • How I feel sometimes…
  • Father to son
  • Self-important brain
  • Jedi Barack Obama
  • If terrorists hate us for our freedom…