• I would definitely play it…
  • Quite frustrating…
  • Introspective Pug Questions His Existence…
  • Robert Downey Jr.’s acceptance speech…
  • Dear college professors…
  • The three rings of marriage
  • Happiest moment of my day
  • “It walks like it shat itself” -Karl Pilkington
  • I got 99 problems…
  • Zipper
  • Statutory rape
  • Sculpture made out of toothpicks