• How you know you’re in college…
  • Just a kid who wants to right a wrong…
  • The 2012 Apocalypse is coming…
  • To those taking self-portrait pictures in the bathroom…
  • When my girlfriend is upset…
  • You’re not allowed
  • In the event of a disaster…
  • Homework
  • Every time during a test…
  • How about…
  • Periodic Table…
  • Light it up man