• I might need this fridge…
  • It had to be done…
  • Old wisdom, sadly accurate…
  • Look at the black dot…
  • Misunderstood aliens
  • Did you call me a nerd?
  • Too hungry for soon
  • A teacher’s response to the ninja trick
  • Don’t leave me!
  • When my girlfriend is mad at me…
  • Jesus, slow down!
  • Check your phone to see what time it is