• The bottom of the ocean…
  • I never checked…
  • What did you just say?
  • Everything you know about Mario is a lie…
  • Ford OrKa
  • Beer brewing Bender
  • It’s Ocean’s 14!
  • My poor childhood…
  • King pigeon
  • When my girlfriend and my ex talk to each other on my facebook wall…
  • Another chemistry joke…
  • I took my dad to the mall…
Comments
  1. Jesse

    7:48 am

    Oh man, the number of times I’ve heard girls overestimate guys….

  2. Ann

    5:33 am

    If only, when she asked him what was wrong, he had said “motorcycle won’t start, can’t figure out why”.

  3. Caecilius

    6:14 pm

    *sigh*
    Let me answer that with a quotation from the above text:
    “I asked him what was wrong; [sic] He said, ‘Nothing.’”

  4. Matt

    6:35 am

    This picture basically sums up my relationship.

  5. Kent

    7:23 pm

    Caecilius, Ann said “if only”.

  6. Kimiski

    8:34 am

    ^ Agree with both!

  7. bingo

    11:49 pm

    and women just want shiny things and food.

    how complex creatures we are. :)

  8. jshah

    2:17 pm

    He definitely would’ve just told her that his motorcycle won’t start and he can’t figure out why.