• Thank you, Burger King…
  • I’d tell you…
  • What happens in Vegas…
  • One thing I’ve learned about college…
  • Sand Corgi
  • Mmmm, nope…
  • Facebook duck hunting
  • I’ll do anything
  • How the Saw movies should have ended
  • The first dog in space
  • You messed with the wrong tortoise
  • Choose your roommates wisely