• Wild words from the First Lady…
  • Going to the airport…
  • Basking in butterflies…
  • When I see something really funny and original…
  • Please text this to my phone…
  • Trap for hipsters
  • Everything’s cool man…
  • I don’t think I have this attachment for my vacuum…
  • Soul-eating ginger…
  • You know why?
  • Reporting breaking news
  • You’re a genius