• Me during every finals’ week ever…
  • Stay away, for your own safety…
  • One of those days…
  • What your glasses say about you…
  • Jennifer, will you marry me?
  • Mommy, you stepped on me…
  • True for most guys
  • Waiting for the right moment
  • What I think when I see a hammerhead shark
  • Go get the stick!
  • Religion
  • Wiser words have rarely been spoken