• Toaster with handwritten messages…
  • Sometimes Batman and Bane just hang out on a couch and grow their beards…
  • Just give it to me straight…
  • Partners…
  • Almost all teenage girls nowadays…
  • God Save The Queen?
  • Life doesn’t have to be all work
  • Why I leave homework to the last day
  • Watching Godzilla backwards
  • ‘John’ from Nebraska
  • When you listen to your iPod on the street and walk in time to the music
  • Terrorist chess