• A haiku written on a restroom wall…
  • No but seriously imagine it this way…
  • Our problems would be over
  • Robert Upside-Downey Jr.
  • James Bond on The Kardashians
  • Benefits of being a father
  • That’s why I don’t eat lobster
  • Little Barack Obama and his mother
  • Megan Fox and me at Disneyland
  • Well that was unexpectedly touching
  • Haters… let them hate
  • Looks like he skulled too many drinks