• Faster pork!
  • Fun fact…
  • Samwise the Bear
  • You’re going to pay for this!
  • Sorry about your ‘weight’…
  • How to tell when nobody cares about you…
  • Every time I asked my mom for something…
  • Mario light
  • Why I know so much about women…
  • I’m fluent in 3 languages…
  • Stop it!
  • Move back home?!