• Before you see upstairs…
  • Mom. No.
  • Black Swallower…
  • Beer, Stahp…
  • Exceeding Parental Expectations
  • Roses are red, violets are blue…
  • That’s cool, I wasn’t going to sleep tonight anyway
  • Macs now support Windows
  • Cut the deck
  • When you realize a spelling mistake after you hit send…
  • The best reason to have a dog
  • I present you… the Pokébra