• You had one job…
  • Traitor…
  • The most brilliant machine ever invented
  • Ah, technology…
  • So it doesn’t get weird
  • It won’t happen again, I promise
  • Angry bird species
  • Millions of years before Pedobear there was…
  • Why chameleons don’t play poker
  • Never better explained
  • It’s not the guillotine
  • Some things are too broken to fix