• Just sorted your recyclables…
  • Swollen knees…
  • The building that makes music when it rains
  • Caruso does it again
  • How my girlfriend feels when she’s trying to sleep and I want sex
  • Oh yeah, sprinklers…
  • I shall call him Squishy and he shall be my Squishy
  • Now you’re 20% more manly
  • United we stand
  • Time spent doing homework
  • I miss you
  • No, Jesus! I don’t want to go to heaven!