• Every goddamn night…
  • Explain the figure…
  • Draw your Halloween costume…
  • Damn it Phil, you had one job…
  • Well played, Taco Bell…
  • Bats in blankets
  • Nice suit, Vader…
  • My feelings every time I go to work
  • My reaction towards an unexpected good grade on a test
  • When the teacher catches me chewing gum in class
  • Best cake cutter, ever?
  • Fifth grader attending a sexual ed presentation