• Your day can always get better…
  • Quit it, Justin…
  • Tubing…
  • I will not be your father…
  • Call the exorcist…
  • And now I’m stuck…
  • That’s what it feels like…
  • Happens every night
  • Put your tongue back in, Jerry.
  • How I felt the first time I sold something on eBay…
  • First rule of buddy system
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