• When people ask me about my weekend…
  • The perfect gift for a Mayan…
  • What women want…
  • When I hear the delivery guy bringing my food…
  • Proof the world is going to end
  • When I see a tiny spider on the floor…
  • Worst joke ever
  • Rock on!
  • Stephens King and Colbert holding hands
  • Why Iraq was invaded
  • AAAHHH!!!
  • It Was Only a Minor Earthquake…