• After being turned down…
  • Cool Beans…
  • Oh, stop it…
  • Whenever ice drops out on my kitchen floor…
  • No, Nikon, that is an Asian woman
  • Like a Jedi
  • Food chain
  • This is how most of my friendships work…
  • I just made you even gayer…
  • It’s in the blood
  • My office cats are synchronized
  • The upside down view looks scary