• Every birthday…
  • Shut up
  • That’s the spirit, go get them…
  • We would be all screwed…
  • Let that sink in…
  • Seal, do a barrel roll!
  • You are confusing us Yoda!
  • Seven days
  • Every time I come up with a cool Facebook status…
  • Why are you such a clean freak?
  • Wanna dance?
  • Nice parking job