• Caution
  • Don’t you even dare…
  • Shortest race in the world
  • Oh dear lord, what have you created…
  • This explains so much…
  • I just made you even gayer…
  • What song?
  • Dad, I was just thinking…
  • Best. Number plate. Ever.
  • Moral of the story…
  • Best day ever!
  • When people ask if I watched Dexter…