• Big Jake, the tallest horse in the world…
  • Sell me a ticket now!
  • First I was like…
  • To the guy who stole my tomatoes…
  • Have you found Jesus?
  • Best of Disneyland’s Splash Mountain
  • Cramps
  • If anyone is having a bad day…
  • You mean to tell me…
  • How I type when there’s someone else with me
  • The way magic works
  • They love em…