• Every day, every hour, every minute…
  • I raise my hands up in the air sometimes…
  • Snack time
  • Epic job application
  • That is not my face, Homer
  • Kids are much more smarter these days
  • Look at my nails. They’re fabulous!
  • I’m so clever…
  • Sneezing…
  • This is how most of my friendships work…
  • Two friends mine for diamonds…
  • Screw you