• I prefer the Trinity Knot…
  • Laws of physics, they no longer matter…
  • Every time I try to be suave…
  • Saw some ducks in a pond today…
  • That’ll teach them!
  • Just thought of this…
  • That explains a lot…
  • A soldier died in Afghanistan and left a note behind for his daughter
  • The formula to happiness
  • A much better actor
  • New “bad words”
  • Chairman of the Mathematics Department