• That thing is so old…
  • Expert Troll Mom…
  • CPR Instructions…
  • When my battery dies and I need to use a payphone…
  • Pastor of Muppets
  • It happens for a reason…
  • Not under my watch…
  • Inappropriate Timing Bill Clinton
  • The Nile River at night
  • Nothing is impossible
  • Seriously George, which box did you leave it in?
  • I took my dad to the mall…