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  • Hey, I just bit you…
  • Mike Tyson and Holyfield using Twitter the right way…
  • How the universe was created
  • Nick Fury Babysitting The Avengers
  • Why you don’t do drugs: Dianna Agron is just 63 days older than Lindsay Lohan
  • Amazing eyes
  • Microwaving butter
  • Reading old status on Facebook
  • Please mom…
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