• When the girl you like takes too long to respond…
  • Will you eat them?
  • Do you know that joke…
  • What not to say to a police officer…
  • Whenever I hold the door open for others
  • How do I undo it?
  • At school…
  • Unspeakably Dark…
  • Alcohol and calculus
  • The Best of Bad Joke Eel
  • No, Nikon, that is an Asian woman
  • Owl is not amused