• You’re a bunch of phonies…
  • How I feel using my iPhone’s predictive text…
  • What I got for Christmas…
  • Baby Godfather’s Rebuttal…
  • Good luck buddy…
  • Me at the mall during any holiday…
  • I keep telling my best friend…
  • Crawling in my beer…
  • Hey cat!
  • Face it…
  • It’s appendicitis
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