• Read before talking…
  • When the delivery man arrives…
  • After I opened a link that said “Australian Spiders”
  • You’ve got something behind your ear
  • Do you know what’s happening today?
  • Parmesan cheese pencil
  • Not again Kanye…
  • Classy plastic surgeon
  • Sneezing…
  • It’s treatable…
  • Bambi deleted scene
  • I’ll never have a costume as awesome as this