• What I hate about the winter…
  • It’s hard to find decent parking at Walmart…
  • Is it worth an eternity in hell?
  • My neighbor takes Halloween very seriously…
  • Young Steven Spielberg on the set of Jaws
  • How the world sees America…
  • Have you seen it?
  • Browsing the Internet at work…
  • I think it’s windy
  • Closer than you think
  • Let’s keep it that way
  • She wanted an A+ hotel, so I gave her…