• Soy Sauce Surprise…
  • Your actions have consequences…
  • Maximum stupidity
  • If you were in my novel…
  • The difference between the good guys and the bad guys
  • Twins
  • Tag… you’re it!
  • The Shining
  • Every time I flush the toilet at someone else’s house
  • Book Burger
  • Proof that paper does beat rock
  • Unsatisfied expectations