• What you need to survive an apocalypse…
  • My friend fixed my chemistry book…
  • Bat-laser pointer
  • Jehovah’s Witnesses’ persuasive tactics
  • Can’t blame us
  • Friday = ruined
  • Best racecar sponsorship ever
  • When someone points at my laptop and touches the screen…
  • Shaq next to his human sized girlfriend
  • Fixing my parents’ computer
  • Watching something funny
  • Breaking