• Things I don’t have…
  • College degrees
  • If you shaved Snooki’s head…
  • Obsolete support group
  • The Sims Logic
  • My Facebook experience
  • How I dance
  • It wasn’t me
  • What the word “epic” actually means
  • Best job in the world?
  • Didn’t think of that…
  • And it shall be so