• Screw your photo…
  • Things I say while I’m driving…
  • I’m definitely stealing these party rules…
  • Come at me, wave…
  • Pertures!
  • How to scare your mailman
  • Stealing plants
  • If Snoop Dogg was white…
  • Whenever I watch CNN or other news…
  • The reason I’m single…
  • Pen cap eating utensils
  • It’s funny…