• Words I live by…
  • Screw the cat, I’m cold…
  • Saw this sign at my local BBQ restaurant…
  • Confessions of a drunk baby
  • Texting mom
  • The second most popular word
  • Five more minutes, son
  • Awesome Office Aquarium
  • Why Cosmo is retarded
  • A table for you and a bed for your cat
  • Sculpture made out of toothpicks
  • Origami Nazgul