• Read before talking…
  • Was looking at a map of the Middle East when I realized…
  • Now I can rest in peace…
  • How to deal with people who spoil endings…
  • How can something so simple go so wrong?
  • We headed out or what?
  • I slept with my patient…
  • Parenting Level: Homer Simpson
  • Disney logic
  • Finish him!
  • Hello, little girl…
  • The perfect circle