• Maybe I’ll make two sandwiches…
  • A very uncanny resemblance…
  • Why I failed my math exam…
  • It was his fault…
  • Please make it stop…
  • The Oxford comma…
  • Dancing your problems away…
  • Ambulances
  • Flirtationship
  • Creative hoodie designs
  • 90′s Nerd, 2011 Hipster
  • I’m a ballerina