• She got a big booty…
  • Just suck it…
  • Scumbag wisdom teeth…
  • I want to go back in time…
  • The last thing I remember
  • Boop!
  • I dare you to find a better looking 57 year old
  • Tiny baby turtle
  • Every Facebook mom ever…
  • Drawing birds as a kid
  • His spidey senses are ‘tingling’
  • I won’t sign until I read it first